Shallow River Paddling is a term used to describe what someone looks like while having sexual intercourse. The term was coined during a canoe trip down a river with a very low water level. When a river’s water level is very low a person’s floating vessel may become stuck on rocks and other debris. When this happens he/she must violently thrust his/her hips in a manner resembling a dog violently humping its un-consenting victim to free the vessel from being stuck. This is the act of “Shallow River Paddling” or SRP for short.
by sdwalk4 May 4, 2010
Get the Shallow River Paddling mug.when you are eating something, (or someone) the contents being eaten travels down through your "swallow canal" first, to enter your stomach. also referred to as your "gullet" or scientifically, "esophagus."
Fred-Hey Bob, why aren't you talking?
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Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*
Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.
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Fred- BOB?!?! crap, your bacon must be stuck in your swallow canal! *procedes to give Bob heimlich*
Bob (recovering)- thanks fred...it was just stuck in my gullet! i should have swashed it down with some water.
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This is a girl who floats from group of guy friends to group of guy friends gradually bonin all of them before she moves along to the next. No shame. She's usually pretty cool as she has to be to always be around dudes she has boned while working on bonin other dudes.
Man I just realized Amber has banged every one of us dudes playing poker around this table tonight. Am I correct about that Amber, you ole skallywhopper?
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Matt: You could see the fire in John's eyes. He paused for a moment, as if swallowing a bomb, and then let it go.
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James: Dustin swallowed a bomb when he bit into his donut that I poured salt all over while he was getting a drink.
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James: Dustin swallowed a bomb when he bit into his donut that I poured salt all over while he was getting a drink.
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Get the shallow bang mug."James was the spitting image of his Puerto Rican father and the swallowing image of his Irish mother."
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