Shmastered

A combination of Shit-faced, smashed, and plastered; the ultimate form of intoxication

He was so shmastered he ended up naked, passed out on top of the school.

by ProtegeRapper April 26, 2016

simable

Any Non-Phone Device that requires a SIM card to function. All wearables that require a SIM card would be considered a SIMable

I order this smartwatch online... I didn't know I was going to need a SIM card to get all the features working. I guess it is a simable.

by The Paw Tracker September 17, 2016

Sima

A really hot, smart, Clever girl. That is too good hearted and think about every person in her friend circle.

Sima is so hot....Sima is so beautiful!

by Goodgal4567 November 20, 2016

simaia

Simaia is beautiful. She is dark-skin. If you come st her the wrong way she will come back at you 10x harder, so don't get on her bad side. Don't talk about her if you don't want her to talk about you because she will put your personal buisness out there. But if you re on her good side you will be ok. If you don't tell her buisness she won't tell yours !! :)

Simaia dosent care who you are !!

by Dcygbb April 17, 2017

Silas

A boy who is really handsome, a little odd at times and very quiet. He is a real gentleman and all the girls like him although he is only going to pick the best because he is smart.

Friend: "Girl I totally ship u and Silas."
Girl: "Yeah, I really like him but I'm not sure he likes me! I wish I knew!"

by _13_random_horse_girl_13_ July 23, 2017

simalspagol

You will not know what this word means 😂😂

You're a fucking simalspagol

by Connor begley August 27, 2017

simaab

A sexy girl full of surprises and character.
She is caring and always puts others before herself. Her smile is contagious.

Everyone needs a Simaab in their lives.

That girl is so Simaab!

Dude I just got Simaab-ed, the biggest compliment ever!

by someone v cool September 14, 2017