Shmoop

Shmoop is a term used when a male with an above average amountof foreskin performs anal sex and discovers fecal matter underneath his foreskin; a combination of both Smegma and poop.

"Sorry honey, I was let off early today. I forgot to have a shower his morning, so last nights shmoop was left unattended."

by Weiner Water Soup July 19, 2017

schloop

near anamonopia approximating the sound of a cork pulled fresh from the bottle except the context is during the creation of a 'rosebud' on your lady (or gent).

Like the timely clash of cymbals at the symphony, the schloop echoed in the tile bathroom, punctuating the magic moment

by austin the goat February 15, 2005

shmoop

n. - a large bottle of water, gatorade, or nonalcoholic drink you carry around the day after drinking.

v. - "shmooping" - to carry around and drink out of a shmoop after drinking, usually during classes.

"Thirsty Thursday was pretty crazy, it's going be shmoop-toberfest in my 8am psych class"

by genoman July 16, 2008

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

Shloo

A discription of that slutty overacted slide footwork done in Fast modern ballroom dance,that is termed as exciting and sexy. However is reminisent in how one's foot would slide ahead of you in a wet pile of dog shit after a night's binge drinking.

Often used in that stupidly named dance American Smooth- noh sorry I meant American Slut... One Two quick quick Shloo

by Marty71 August 7, 2008

schloopy

When a girl's vagina is stretched out during sex, then her partner poops inside her vagina.

"Mike and I did the schloopy last night, and I had to take three showers to get it all out!"

by definition daisy December 4, 2017

shaloop

Suckling the cum out of a female after a male ejaculation in her rectum by means of that person being the third party or in a orgy with multi persons.
And it not being his or her affiliation.
Not there own scereations!

And can also be from the vaginal region.
A phedish of extreme level done by either sex or bysexual. Imeadiately afterwards is typically a shalooper ID.
Sha- referring to she.
La- to the lapping up

Poop- being the anus

Me and my girl had sex last night an pornopam you remember her ?
"Yeah"
She is a shaloop er duper trooper ate it all even suckered on her pooper!

Yeah I was out shalooping I sure like it.

Do you shaloop?

I'm shaloopedified . Chill N you?

by Roosterhook January 16, 2017