A kid, usually from Mississippi, who has puubes on his head and looks like he’s from Turkmenistan. He is attracted to bigger women who have a bigger dick than he does.
by nosac69 February 16, 2019
Get the dan shellmug. by CACK SHIT January 10, 2004
Get the Crab Shellmug. When Amanda and I got back to her place after the party, her roommate totally clam shelled me by suggesting we all watch the "Glee" marathon on TV.
by segway56 October 9, 2011
Get the clam shellmug. What happens when you hold your poop for too long. When you finally sit down on the toilet, you let loose only to realize that it may have been on the verge of popping out, and that you probably had less time to wait than you thought.
John: "Bro, Sidney was over for 6 hours last night and I had to shit so bad!"
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
Steve: "Damn, son. Did you drop a deuce with her at your place?"
John: "No, but I was turtle shelling it like a mothafucka. Almost shat everywhere."
by 2toedsloth December 18, 2011
Get the Turtle shellingmug. by Cosand October 2, 2006
Get the Bag of shellsmug. by Scott Hillegass April 27, 2004
Get the Empty Shellmug. by Machine a.k.a. party boy June 10, 2006
Get the Frat shellmug.