Keep it in the shed 

When someone says or does something that makes you either pause. Or makes you feel creeped out or awkward.

"Hey why dont you lick my dick man"

"Whoa whoa keep it in the shed!"

Keep it in the shed by Andeeeeee November 10, 2007

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed 

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

a Alcadia fire shed 

someone who is full of S***.

your a Alcadia fire shed.

a Alcadia fire shed by 4&20 April 25, 2008

Tool Shed 

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.

That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.

Tool Shed by benkerley. October 12, 2007

Behind the shed 

WHen you get a younger person behind a shed to kiss them

Hey Riley want to go behind the shed

Oh yeh Chloe sound good

Behind the shed by Stuart little likes beef June 17, 2018

the shed 

Possibly the greatest place on the planet. nay. in the universe.

The shed is at battle with the Anti-Shed ran by cooper and the sheeves

Oh yes the shed
Neil (see neil scheme) saw me going on the shed.

the shed by Random Dude February 2, 2005

Tool Shed 

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.

J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.

Tool Shed by mojothedog September 5, 2013