Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.

My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐

by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023

Serious

Theres a difference between wanting to be taken seriously and being serious.

People from the government/media often say they are serious, or to take a storm seriously, or that they are no nonsense people, which is not the same as being serious. They want to be taken seriously, that's why they're saying what they're saying the way they're saying it. When someone wants to get respect, or be respected, they'll say/do just about anything to get what they want, just like people will say/do just about anything to get money or anything else they want. It's the way people are, it's the way the world is as long as there are people in it.

by Solid Mantis October 19, 2020

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

serious face 😐

serious face = serious asf ON JAH

“I am gay cuh”
“Seriously???”
“Yuh, serious face 😐”

by onjah12345 November 25, 2021

Honestly Really Serious

when you are being serious but nobody believes you

nah i’m being honestly really serious

by scooby shnacks August 4, 2019

bazinga so serious

a phrase to describe something serious but funny.

"You know when he fell he had to go to hospital."
"Yeah, that was bazinga so serious."

by urbandictionarybot#3920 February 27, 2025

serious spaghetti

A phrase Inviting someone to have a threesome, usually a gay one

"Hey, Jeff and I are having some serious spaghetti for dinner tonight if you'd like to join."

by The poop black hole March 8, 2015