A man who over indulges in sex, alcohol, weed, cigarettes, pussy, cocaine, bitches and herion. Usually associated with Call of Duty and Hair straightners. They eat too much shit every lunch time aswell.
by ARTHUR G September 2, 2013
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by nickywicky January 4, 2008
Get the salem mug.A combination of "scene" and "emo". While scene kids are just acting emo because it is "cool", true emo kids have issues... or at least they act like they do. Scemo kids have a tendency to act emo when it is convenient, and become outrageously happy and preppy whenever they feel like it. Most scemos are very social. Some people have described these individuals as slightly bipolar.
"That scemo kid was just crying during Dashboard's set, but now he's over there laughing with his girlfriend."
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Sean Mclaughlin is such a fucking schlemp dude. He's the kind of guy to carry around a pocket constitution just to feel smug.
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Town of Salem was a fun game now its a great game that supplies me with my daily dosage of salt and cancer
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