The sensation of having to take a shit which then passes, only to later return. Commonly occurs when the initial need to shit is stopped by an occupied bathroom causing you to wait. You both have to and do not have to shit.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Can also be used when referring to a suspicious fart that may be a shit in disguise. Since you will not be able to tell if it's a feet or shit until you let it free and in turn measure it's state.
Man that Mexican food did not sit well, I've been stuck with a Schrodinger's shit for like an hour now.
by ThatGuy2410 May 08, 2022
A person who has simultaneously watched/read a show/movie/book and not watched/read a show/movie/book depending on if they can get away with making up stuff in conversations about it
"hey jerry said he really liked The Dark Tower. Surely he will love other Stephen king's books"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
"nah don't trust him. He's a schrodinger's fan"
by Chemical potato June 02, 2025
When you make a bet in poker but you're not sure whether it's a value bet or a bluff. Generally a bad idea.
by PhotonZ July 22, 2024
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
"I don't know if spongebob is dead or alive until I watch inside the box"
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
"I'm make krabber patterys"
"Shut up"
Schrodinger's Sponge
by Schrodinger's Sponge July 09, 2023
A person so greedy and rich that do absolutely nothing and at the same time most of them lose money and have to sell their properties because the time and money commitment is a net loss for them. The participate in a system where money is just given to them with no work yet becoming a landlord is so hard that no one who dislikes landlords can figure out how to become one.
I must be one of those Schrodinger landlords because I lost money but I'm still hated for providing short term housing to people who don't want the commitment of buying a home.
by NipseyHustle March 14, 2023
The belief that something can only exist if you believe in its existance, therefore, making you the god of all in your existence
by ApocEclipse January 08, 2021
Somebody who says something really unfunny, then decides whether or not to say it was meant to be unfunny based on the people's reactions around him.
Rob: "Guys, skibidi rizz!"
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
Mark: "That was so unfunny."
Rob: "It was meant to be unfunny!"
Mark: "You're such a Schrodinger's comedian."
by EnderThatGuy February 04, 2025