Schlabonk

When you bonk, but with a wind up.

"Schlabonk! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"

by Saturn Mist December 22, 2025

Chicken schlage

Any substance that is goopy, gloppy, dirty, fatty, blobby, greasy (unhealthy), food-processed, ugly, gross, or just plain-out weird. Also, the substance DOES NOT have to have anything to do with chicken.

Man 1: "Man, that sandwich looks like Chicken Schlage!!!"
Man 2: "I, know right."

by Mr.Mancakes July 21, 2011

You schlag!

Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.

Oi bonzo, you schlag!

by gb901 August 21, 2013

Jake Schlaerth

Jake Schlaerth is a talented armonica player that can be found on YouTube.

Jake Schlaerth is the best harmonica player on earth.

by AlexKim March 1, 2019

Dirty Schlaechter

A filthy move in hockey done by a very old hockey player in the locker room, mostly to cause the team to look away in disgust. Commonly sprizting is involved.

Can you believe John did the Dirty Schlaechter in the locker room? I thought I was going to puke!

by Britwell42 November 22, 2021

Tampon schlagen

Mit einer frau die ihre Periode hat sexuelle Handlungen durchführen wie zum Beispiel Sex oder fisting

Das Wort entstand durch ein Missverständnis

Es würde eigentlich tannenbaum schlagen gesagt

Danach haben wir darüber diskutiert was man unter Tampon schlagen verstehen kann

by Helden February 21, 2022

mya schlachter

the girl who is obsessed with daniel johns.
daniel actually left a groupchat she was in and sent her a private message saying the groupchat was a bit strange.

mya: daniel johns is so hot

linda: we know mya! you’ve said that already

mya schlachter- a teenage age obsessed with the grunge rockstar

by gwen oxox April 27, 2022