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sammwench 

A foreshortened form of sammich wench, indicating a female who makes sammiches upon command from a male.
Male: "Hop to it Sammwench Gamgee, that sammich ain't gonna make itself!"
sammwench by Duchess WINston July 8, 2011
a perfect block of cheese
yo joe pass me a simmie
simmie by pipes November 3, 2019

tuna fish sammich 

stickin a dollar in your mouth and shoving your face between a strippers tits leaving the dollar behind as a tip
tuna fish sammich by S.B. March 16, 2005
The most gangsta-est person in the world.

Eats babies and monkeys.
"I think sommie's a hooker."
"No, he's just gangsta."
sommie by Fa shiz August 28, 2004
Best if made by a woman, the sammich is an especially delectable sandwitch usually adorned with a little extra goodness which is most often in the form of gravy or au jus (pronounced oh joo). A sammich is not merely a convectionary dish, it is a work of art and should be treated as such. It is not something that is just simply handed to you, it is served.
ex.
Mike: Mikki, go to the kitchen and make me a sammich.

Mikki: Make your own damn sammich!

Mike: Bitch, please!
sammich by antebellum February 13, 2010

Slammies 

Nice sized breast
Or very well proportioned boobs.
Excellent cleavage.
"I love boobs" Oh well you will love Crystal then she got some slammies!
Slammies by Don Love October 7, 2009