sammy sosa

One who cheats at baseball using a corked bat or other tactics to attain record fame.

Dick was a sammy sosa because he cheated at baseball using sneaky tricks like corked bats, sandpaper, and nail files.

by Dr. Uncle Fucker Crapper John M.D. July 20, 2003

sammy sosa

Knocking your balls so deep the get a shit stain on them.

Man I was pounding away at Michelle so hard I pulled a Sammy Sosa

by Jackson Pollack December 19, 2007

sammy J

nickname for the one n only...Samuel L Jackson, baby.

"snakes on a plane is such a dumbass name"

"shut your mouth son, sammy j refused to endorse a film called "flight 121" until the director changed the title to "snakes on a plane", which was an immense success.

did you also know it was sammy j to add the oscar grabbin "snakes on a plane" expletives?"

"no, i didn't"

"yeah, he changed it to - i have had it with these MOTHERFUCKIN snakes on this MOTHERFUCKIN plane!, instead of the original"

"pretty sweet"

"yeah...that sammmy j"

by psychotic_eagle September 17, 2008

sammi-sweethearted

when a girl gets caught red handed being shady (lying, cheating, etc.) yet, in the face of overwhelming evidence, still denies everything making herself look even worse.

Jack: "did you hear about Jessica and Tim?"
Roy: "no, what happened?"
Jack: "she totally sammi-sweethearted him"
Roy: "oh yeah?"
Jack: "yeah man, he caught her sexting her ex-boyfriend but she still tried to deny any wrongdoing."
Roy: "haha, nice"

by wellTHATsucks April 28, 2011

Sammy Day

When someone in high school or college skips school just because they're tired

Hey man you coming to school today?

No, that party kept me up late last night, i'm gonna take a Sammy Day

by SJM777 February 12, 2010

The Flying Sammy

A sexual position that involves holding your sexual partner's ankles as they perform oral intercourse, while suspended in the air.

"Did you know that Leilani's speacialty is The Flying Sammy?"

by zUzaque November 8, 2006

sammy sosa

A crybaby pussy that landed on the DL in 2004 with a thrown back from sneezing and demolished (in one season) the support of Chicago fans. Keep in mind that he was second in Chicago sports fans behind Michael Jordan, and blew that after crying through an entire season about his batting position (even though he was batting in the low .200s) and refused to act like a team leader. Thankfully, the Cubs dumped him off much to the joy of Cubs fans that were sick of his bat-corking, responsibility dodging, premadonna attitude. Congrats O's fans, he's your problem. Have fun watching the number 2 all-time strikeout leader and keep wondering why you lose close games due to his lack of anything other than a longball. At least you can DH him though.

Sammy Sosa is a crybaby pussy, I'm glad he's gone. Now the Cubs can rebuild and not choke in the stretch.

by Plinkton Cyclopes February 24, 2005