prison salsa

When a man takes Picante sauce packets or plain salsa and covers another inmates asshole before pounding it

I’m glad they started giving us salsa with meal time, I saved mine to make prison salsa last night.

by Trash_mouth October 23, 2022

mango salsa

a frase refering to blood with chunks of flesh in it.

lets make some mango salsa in gears of war.

by Damious February 3, 2008

Locker Salsa

When you urinate blood into a locker room. Can also be used in past tense as Locker Salsaed

"Hey Paul, did you see that Locker Salsa someone did?"

"Yeah."

by GooBeanie September 21, 2021

salsa boy

the act of taking a glass jar of salsa and smashing it over someone else's head and then yelling 'Salsa Boy!' afterwards

"Holy shit did you guys see Nate Banks covered in tostitos salsa today?!"
"Yeah, he must have gotten salsa boy'd during lunch!"

by BigTerry88 November 30, 2023

salsa

SPICY BRO

thats a sexy salsa bebe

by adalyns eybrows May 7, 2018

husky salsa

The shits brought on by a late night mexican food run.

Man, that grilled stuffed burrito gave me a bad case of husky salsa

by samsonQP January 14, 2008

Moroccan salsa

When a moroccan uses his spanish speaking knowledge to trick some dumb white people to think they're mexican.
Then they sell salsa from the sketchy corner shop down the road and pretend it's exotic.

Stacy: OMG my asshole burned like a charmander last night
Cole: Must have been a moroccan salsa, that shit makes the relationship with you and your toilet worse than jew and Hitler.

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen December 11, 2023