Texas Salsa

A sexual act in which menstrual blood,feces,and semen are mixed into one and then blasted up the female's anus

Conner:Hey Gertrude I wanna try doing Texas Salsa
Gertrude: OMG I've always wanted to have a disgusting mixture blasted up my ass

by Mr. Meme Dream Supreme June 16, 2020

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Salsa Flamingo

If someone labels you a Salsa Flamingo, they think that they are above you in every way.

Y’all are my Salsa Flamingos.

by The best ever person lol September 30, 2020

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Asa Mack, February 10th, 2025. A day before a spanish project was due and he had barely started. He decided to say one line in a very weenie way. That line ladies and gentlemen, "La salsa esta lista!". The world had never seen someone so nonchalant act in such a way. Many were confused and even scared, this mix of emotions garnered massive awareness to the meme, cementing it as one of the most surprising video clips of all time.

Asa mack: "La salsa esta lista!"
Everyone one who has seen the clip: *shocked*

by TacticalZM March 6, 2025

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amazing salsa

what's salsa? amazing haha
salsa's too cool for you and you know it B)

also she's amazing wink

lily: omg it's salsa she's so cool hi amazing salsa
salsa: hi loser lily how are you today?

by cool salsa December 10, 2018

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Salsa Sanchez

Sexual position similar to the "Dirty Sanchez" but preformed durring a womans menstrual cycle

My lady was on her period, so I had to give her a Salsa Sanchez last night.

by zombiacademy May 26, 2018

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ghetto salsa

A mixture of half ketchup half Tabasco sauce usually the closest thing you have to salsa growing up poor

Me-I am sick of eating fried potatoes every night mom?

Mom-Just mix up some ghetto salsa on them
Recipe
1 part ketchup
1 part Tabasco
Mix it up and enjoy
Food recipe ghetto hood poorbrokeketchupTabasco

by jackstrawtfb May 8, 2016

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