satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.

X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!

by p1fl February 28, 2009

Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.

Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014

Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.

Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.

by TinyTears April 9, 2009

Satan

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.

satan

by olstar18 July 7, 2011

Not Today Satan

When a evil blood sucking succubus tries to ruin your friends or your life.

When your friend's ex ask you for his new number. Not today Satan

by GreatwhiteClark October 12, 2015

Satabdi

A beautiful girl whose smart, funny, grammatically correct and loves a good time. She is one of the best friends you will ever have. She can party all night and still get all A's.

Man I pulled a "Satabdi". I went out last night then got an A on my philosophy exam the next day.

by mandy-cole December 16, 2011

Sata

Serial ata drive. A new format of connection drives on a computer. Transfer rates up to 150 MB/sec.

The Raptor Sata drive is 10,000 RPM

by NICK DIBLASI / STEALTH-WRX January 2, 2005