Retardation

A slowing of mental decline in aging cosmologists and theory crafters with phd's.

Due to the physics of the Universe. Thankfully Retardation saved us from the Idiots who thought space was expanding. Retardation slowed the mental decline and headed back toward equilibrium.

by Uni - The Greatest Mtfer EVer July 14, 2023

Retarded

Samar
And
Javez

Javez and samar are retarded.

by Realfukboi88 April 14, 2019

Retard

An lgbtq+ member

Imagine being a retard.

by SageModeShikamaru April 18, 2021

Retard

Someone who wears a Hi- vis Jacket and works for CO-OP(midcounties) they may also sit at the front of the yellow bus and lick the windows, he also wear a bicycle helmet to stop them banging their head against the wall.

Jordan is a retard, he also sits at the front of the yellow bus and licks the windows, he also wears a bicycle helmet to stop him banging his head against the wall

by DWright2005 April 27, 2020

Retard

People that spam requests their names to try to get their names on Urban Dictionary.

This kid is a fucking retard.

by MorphineDrip January 17, 2020

Retarded

Someone who looks up "Retarded" in Urban Dictionary

John looked up Retarded in Urban Dictionary

Damn. I didn't know John was Retarded

by BRUHHH Man April 9, 2021

Retard

How my friends call Lukas the tard

Lukas nx retardas blt

by Nan1 March 10, 2019