The Drudged Up Report

False data. Made up tales from a phony internet news site that laughingly passes for true journalism. A spurious document created by a far right lunatic. Any news spin that is believed by dumb Fox News Fans

Hannity's news piece was a joke. His source was the Drudged Up Report. We all know that Matt Drudge is a puppet of GW Bush and a star Fox News Bushtard.

by Dane Eidson January 19, 2009

Report

The thing that your gonna do after seeing it

Oh hi mark u reported my defination now prepare to die

by Defination master November 11, 2020

REPORTED.

a term often used in league of legends when a teammate is violated the summoners code. The term is used to signal the offender that they have officially been reported to riots tribunal system and that they will soon after experience a guaranteed permanent suspension of their league of legends account.

0221beno (zed): man i wish i would have played that better, kinda unfortunate there. Welp better luck next time
swagboy (gangplank): reported.

by sokiritas April 19, 2021

Max Report

to talk about what you and your girlfriend did last night in great detail.

Max: "Yeah, me and my girl did that new position last night!"
Everyone else: "Ugh why does he always give the Max Report each chance he gets"

by OZ Timebomb February 24, 2011

canned report

A useless page full of numbers arranged by some software company in order to make themselves and the purchasers feel good, but which will deliver no meaningful or useful information for making any decision whatsoever. They usually have stale data and are full of bugs.

"Hey Bob, did you get the canned report from Fred, the Back office monkey? Jim at headquarters is asking for it." "No" said Bob, "that TPS report system froze up on me. What the fuck does Jim do with it anyways? We all know its Bullshit. And I bet he's uptight about the bold formatting too..."

by IntlBizGuy November 15, 2009

The Repo Man

A sexual position consisting of the standard "doggy-style" position where the man from behind inserts penis into the vaginal canal. By surprise the man then tazes the female in the back thus clenching the vaginal barrel around the shaft of the penis.

Note: The there will most likely be a transfer of the electrical current into your body via the penile insertion.

So...I took this girl out for a nice fish dinner last night and then went back to her place and gave her "The Repo Man" until the batteries were depleted. Now I have a headache. "DamnIt Steven!"

by Donnatucci & Jade Supremacy March 28, 2010

Dead body reported

Dead body reported is used when a player in the right now popular game Among us finds a dead body wich has been killed by the Impostor, its also used as a meme whenever someone gets roasted hard.

Person 1: Words can’t describe how ugly you are.

Person 2: Words can’t describe how beautiful you are.

Person 1: Aww thx!

Person 2: Numbers can, 3/10

DEAD BODY REPORTED

by The neighbor kid September 11, 2020