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reise

A Reise is a superhuman, wizard like man, with magical powers to take any "negative" situation and weave it into a golden opportunity! Reise's are born with the Innate ability to read people to the T, A Reise can know you better than you know your self, so watch it they are impossible to lie to. Reise's can do so many things ranging anywhere from riding a motorcycle, to shredding on a guitar.. They just pick things up naturally. Even though reise's are such natural talents they remain humble about everything, besides their looks, reises love looking in the mirror, and checking them selfs out, who can blame them? Reises are great in bed, and make the best dads.. They are unpredictable in a good way, and have the awesome ability of making life simple and magical all at once! If you are with a Reise, don't let him go, because you will regret it!
Guy one: did you see that guy Reise, he just shat out a bucket of four leaf clovers and left them there!

Guy two: that's a Reise for ya, I hear they can do anything
by Johnny malcom January 16, 2014
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Dirty Reise

A Dirty Reise is when you only hook up with someone that looks just like you.
Oh shit, Reise and Pat just did the Dirty Reise.
by Sexybeast000007 December 9, 2020
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Reise Stromstad

Reise is an awesome girl and always put God first for whatever she does. She is Also in love with Josh Benson
that girl is a Reise Stromstad
by Bopski December 23, 2013
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Rei

A highly aggressive being that would probably kill you if you got within 10 feet of it
Dude Rei is gonna kick your ass if they find out you didn't go to the shrek bathroom party
by UndefinedSpecimen June 28, 2021
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Rey

Extremely attractive and very kind 17 year old male from chicago, you should indeed talk to him
"Hey Is that rey?"
"Yeah can't you tell by his swag"
by Definitelynotrey2021 March 7, 2021
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alexandra ioana del rey

A great person that loves Monika from Doki Doki Literature Club.
Man, she’s a Alexandra Ioana Del Rey.
by Taniaiskpoptrash April 9, 2018
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