rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023

rectum spectre

Unknown anal activity. Not knowing or remembering if you had anal sex last night

I heard the door slam and woke up. James had left and my bum felt funny. Did he chuck it up my arse last night? Or was it a rectum Spectre?

by Fruitloopy74 July 13, 2019

Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer

When your S/O sexually inserts a large metal rod into your rectum while reciting the Cambodian national anthem. This action is saved for homophobic couples in Cambodia on August 22nd.

John: Hey big papi can you give me a Patriotic Cambodian Rectum Piercer
Tyrone: Bet nigga

by Cleft lardson April 30, 2021

Rectum roulette

The risky game of chance that occurs when you attempt to squeak out a fart that could either be harmless gas or liquify into a shart.

"Phil, last night I spun the wheel in my white linen pants and lost at rectum roulette. It was a disaster."

by whitelinens September 28, 2022

Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

Optical rectumitis

A shitty outlook on life

Willard has been slapped down so many times he has optical rectumitis

by Big huff February 24, 2024

Rectum

asshole for the "Intelligent people"

Doctor, his rectum burst

by DADDDBIGheart VANS December 12, 2016