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gooey patterson

The act of drilling a hole in a microwaved mellon and making love to it.
Wow, this gooey patterson is better than my fucking girlfriend!!!
by Mike March 7, 2005
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PATT

I am going to PATT tonight!!
by JJ cola March 30, 2007
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Patty dick

Named after the children's game patty cake; this is when some chick gives you a handjob and then touches your face, all the while screaming, "cockface! Cockface!"
Oh, baby, thank you for that handj--- dammit! Stop playing patty dick!
by Craptain Lou Abalone January 23, 2008
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Peppermint Patty

When a girl sucks on your dick with any type of mint breath mints in her mouth. this leaves you with a cold but great sensation.
My dick is so cold it is like I got a peppermint patty
by Mike Ocizichi August 10, 2009
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patta

This much used word, coming from the Surinamic language, means "shoe". There's even a shoestore called "pattas".
by Daniël April 12, 2005
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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.
Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
by Berkut666 October 27, 2011
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Patty Poo

by Godfather_aka_Jesus July 28, 2012
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