Putin

synonim of shit

you're such Putin! ahh Putin! I'm Putining myself!

by puten March 8, 2022

Pack a Putin

When you stub your toe then threaten the world with nuclear annihilation

Some mofo cut me off in traffic today so I decided to pack a Putin and put my nuclear arsenal on high alert

by Vladimir Foreskin March 2, 2022

go full Putin

To say something and in reality to blackmail and enforce trivial actions against someone or a certain situation

Today I found out my co-worker has been badmouthing me to all my colleagues since i am in a new project. Should i spare him or talk to my manager?
You can try to go full Putin on him and see his reaction

Do i need to talk to asshole friends anymore?
No, you can just go full Putin for some fun

by Fidel_Castro2005 February 8, 2023

putin

Splatters of fecal matter on the inside walls of a toilet bowl.

Wow, someone left a lot of putin in the third stall from the left.

by McScoundrel March 1, 2022

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.

Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.

by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022

putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.

Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in

by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022

Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.

Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK

by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022