weiner-punch

A strong punch to the weiner. Usually quick and forceful.

Guy1: He took my lunch money!
Guy2: Don't worry I'll give him a weiner-punch.

by Dixy Normis May 6, 2008

palsy punch

Term coined by comedian Josh Blue. It's a punch that:

1. You don't know where it's coming from, and
2. Neither does he.

He may have cerebral palsy, but his palsy punch takes out anyone who messes with him and the eight surrounding people too.

by D. A. Campbell August 6, 2008

hole-punch the vcard

lose one's virginity.

dude, i totally was about to get laid last night but apparently she didnt wanna hole-punch the vcard. she wants to wait.

by Mike Charudo September 25, 2008

Club Punch

Occurs after a heated discussion or argument appears to be resolved in a nightclub. One of said participants in argument proceeds to track down antagonist and catch him off guard, punch him in the face, then exit the club before the victim realizes what happened.

Person 1: Man, what the fuck just happened?

Person 2: That dude was talking some shit earlier, so I caught him with a Club Punch!

Person 1: Sweet man, now let's get up on some ass!

by nextmanniefresh December 22, 2008

aim-punch

When shooting in a video game and another player shoots you and it throws off your aim.

This aim-punch is ridiculous; I can't hit anything.

by Shnikosis April 12, 2016

A punched lasagne

An insult

If someone calls you a punched lasagne they are calling you fugly

'I wanna date harry'
'Ewww what no he looks like a punched lasagne'

by Nanslefttiddie June 4, 2020

ultimate punch!

The kick ass punch/kick used by andy samberg in hotrod.
It is performed by punchING with both fists and a kick straight in front of you. All at the same time. It's very dangerous

I HATE YOU! ultimate punch!

by dylan michael sullivan January 15, 2008