puck cheese

The gooey, often odoriferous substance that collects between rolls of fat on humans when they go to long without cleansing.

I need to take a bath because puck cheese has collected in my belly rolls.

by Octopia October 5, 2017

Puck Buddy

The male version of a puck bunny.

Guy 1: "Dude, me and my bro were watching the PWHL game last night, and he wouldn't stop swooning over Maschmeyer!"

Guy 2: "He's such a puck buddy!"

by skuffington February 19, 2024

Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests

Dude. We should bully Puck.

by Puckn't October 17, 2021

drop the puck

Take a shit.

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!

by 420mason December 31, 2020

Puck

A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...

Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?

Wow, you totally pucked that up.

by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

by Hydris August 19, 2024

A Pepe La puck

An illegal man who thinks he’s still south of the border who’s nasty in all aspects of life from touching his kids to touching his wife’s kids to trying to touch the neighbors kids to stilling to snitching to setting people up

Look everybody he’s wife is Pulling A Carmen cuz he’s A Pepe La Puck

by Dadonn February 19, 2025