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premature emailation

Mistakenly sending an email. Can be caused by forgetting an attachment, glaring grammatical errors, poor judgment, or overheated emotions.

"Save as draft" is the cure for PED (premature emailation disorder).
He responded to his coworker's criticism with a reply-all flame. The premature emailation cost him his job.

Without thinking it through, he sent his crush a mash note. After his premature emailation, she thinks he's psycho.
by Slumdog Superstar January 1, 2009
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Premature Evacuation

the feeling that results from leaving the toilet too fast when finished with crap
Premature evacuation
Dude: Shit man dont touch my butt. I just prematurely evacuated
Second Dude: Sorry man...i didnt know
by Kevinnnb April 6, 2008
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Premature Kojaculation

Early onset of baldness. Named for the Seventies TV character "Kojac" played by bald actor, Telly Savalas, who shaved his head long before it became popular.
"Are you losing your hair?"

"Yeah, Premature Kojaculation runs in my family. Either that or I'm growing a lot more forehead."
by Don Howard September 2, 2007
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Premature Corneration

The act of beginning to drift too soon on Mario Kart, thus resulting in driving on the grass which inhibits your speed and more than likely costing you a few places.
Anna: Yes! getting up speed, gonna get back to first place in no time!

*starts drift too soon*
Ok, hold it out....No! I'm on the grass!!!!!

Rob: *Overtakes* Hahah I'm winning!

Anna: -_-" damn premature corneration...
by Annaterasu July 1, 2011
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premature-eclickulation

To prematurely click your mouse button.
Oops! "I clicked too soon". Or one who has a problem with clicking the mouse button too soon.

In reference to: premature-ejackulation.
by Joel Osterman June 5, 2005
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Premature Googleation

A person suffers from premature googleation if he or she takes any problem straight to google without giving any real attempts at solving it for him or herself, thus depriving themselves and the world of any original or innovative solutions that can be achieved through thinking and experimentation.
A. This problem is too fucking hard dude, I'm just going to google how to do it

B. and prematurely googleate? are you serious? at least take a stab at it man

A. yeah you're right, premature googleation would make me kind of.. impotent.
by mrfarenheit6969 July 10, 2011
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premature ticketulation

Buying many and/or expensive tickets to music gigs or festivals without waiting to see if your friends can make it.
I had such a bad case of premature ticketulation, I bought 10 tickets to see Basshunter but none of my friends want to go, now I'm stuck with them.
by Tee Elle See February 26, 2010
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