posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

posh wank (plural posh wanks) (UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand) (slang, vulgar) An act of male masturbation with a condom placed over the penis. Churchy bought a packet of condoms so that he could have a posh wank

by TheMightyHorn November 11, 2022

Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception

Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day

by hotbitchxoxo October 03, 2020

Posh Boy

Rowan "Obbers" Rastapasta

Bro you literally have a villa in spain and moved from Ireland to Malta, you're such a posh boy.

by Will is better and nozza is a November 18, 2022

Posh Scot

If you poo and don’t have to whipe, you have experienced a posh scot

«I hardly used any toilet paper at the loo earlier»

«Why is that?»

«I had a posh scot!»

by Urban Scotsman August 29, 2017

Pokey bum posh asphixi crank

Pokey bum wank

+

Posh wank

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Asphixi wank

+

Cry and a wank

=

All the emotions

“Any plans this evening?” she asked.
“Probably try a pokey bum posh asphixi crank.” I replied.

by Diamonds & Crowns September 04, 2022

Posh-Head

Referred to a person who looks posh acts posh and all around is posh but hates to admit it, but everyone knows the truth usually with a big forehead

Yo, what a posh-head she is

by 123melody April 24, 2019

Posh Shit

When someone pees on the toilet seat, so you wipe it off and flush it and then put toilet paper around the toilet seat.

It is also used to not feel the coldness of a toilet seat.

I took a posh shit earlier

by IThinkImYourDad January 16, 2021