Pushed pork

Pulled pork after its been digested and excreted by the human body.

Hey Phil, how was that pulled pork sandwich you had for lunch yesterday?
"It was delicious, as a matter of fact I made pushed pork this morning, if you know what I mean."

by d3qu July 3, 2017

Pork Dick

The somewhat deformed shape of the upper shaft and tip of penis (area around foreskin) after a long night of sexual labor via sexual intercourse or handwork.

"Ah man, my penis looks like it's been ran over and beaten to death..."

"Dude, you must have a serious case of pork dick."

"Truth."

by Dangle Berries August 28, 2009

Pork Store

A location usually a bar where slampigs frequent.

Josh was in the mood for a slampig, so he decided to go down to the local Pork Store.

by john the john March 3, 2008

pork stalk

A mans love rod for stalking his female pray

Love, climb on my pork stalk

by Greeny & Lou December 31, 2007

Burnt Pork

When one expects to be porked (have sex), but no pork actually occurs, only humiliation.

Chris: Dude, I was about to pork Jen, but her mom came in while I was taking off my pants!

Brad and Bobby: Ohhhhhhh burnt pork!!

by ridonkulousridonks September 21, 2012

Pork Eye

When you get pork in your eye, but it don’t sting.

Hey bill! I just got Pork Eye.

by NoFace1974 April 18, 2023

Musky Pork

The post anal sex penis after rearranging the lower intestine of dirty, unprepared partner.

Man I absolutely railed Sheila’s ass last night but she left me with the musky pork.

I couldn’t explain my musky pork to my wife after I got home from a boys night out.

That prostitute left me with some musky pork but it was worth the $5.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020