by badgalkat September 16, 2020
Get the pootie mug.Farting as you get up off of a foam cushion on a couch or chair, leaving the fart embedded in the cushion, setting up the next person who sits down on the cushion to take the blame for it.
As Carl was called back to the doctor's examination room, he left a pootie trap behind in the waiting room chair for the next unfortunate person to spring.
by DenGonzo December 9, 2012
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Get the pooty cat mug.Hot Latino daddy who loves to stink up the joint with his booty. He loves to fart and poop, and has alot of fans who love it too!
Brian: Phew! It smells like Root Pooty was in this room! Break out the air freshener.
Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!
Tyler: Nah! Let's enjoy those stinky latino farts for a while!
by dopey white guy December 1, 2023
Get the Root pooty mug.An extremely old yet distinguished fellow of Christian descent. Usually pedophilic and disgruntled but also sometimes motivational and reasonable. Usually encountered in Midwest America they may seem relatively harmless but must be approached with caution to avoid molestation or accidentally neglecting them. The easiest way to agitate one is to preform an act of atheism or voluntary drug use. As of 2022 they have been listed as the only known psychic sub species to become endangered due to their hesitancy to reproduce from dwindling numbers.
The pootie who has molested me used to be known as grandpa guitar pappy lap steel and gpa gitfiddle.
by Anthony Gordon October 24, 2022
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