Pootie Bitch

The next step above just being a regular bitch. The king/queen of bitches. The most derogatory term so offensive that it causes people that overhear it to "poot" (fart).

That's it. You've pushed me too far! You sir, are a Pootie Bitch! *poots*

by Flay The Skin February 16, 2022

Pootie

2 girls who talk a certain way and act a certain way

pooties b da best pooties in da world.

by pootie marie February 20, 2019

pooty-nupty

A device used to extract stools out of the rectum.
Usu. a hook shapped object. First used on Aaron the Badass to extract his demon stool.

"The trained pooty-nuptologist extracted the stool from the patient with his pocket-sized pooty-nupty.

by Pooty-nuptologist October 15, 2014

Pootie pow

A pootie pow is when a girl kicks or slaps another girl in the vagina

“I just gave her a pootie pow”
“THATS A POOTIE POW!!!!!”

by FuturePersinger May 10, 2024

pooty gucker

Someone who lames up a gathering repeatedly by talking nonsense that only applies to themselves.

That dude is such a pooty gucker, he won’t shut up about his collection of “who gives a rats ass” for the 5th night in a row.

by SerpyDerp December 8, 2022

Pootie special

The act or engagement of oral sex

When I went over his house I gave him the amazing pootie special

by Loverkay556 January 29, 2025

Pootis

Pootis, derived from the phrase “Poot dispenser here” from VALVe’s famous FPS “Team Fortress 2”. A merge of the words “poot” and “dispenser” It is the meaning of life

Her: “What is the meaning if life?”
Him: “Pootis”

by Jay_The_Doggo August 23, 2020