poles itchin

basically when you are itchin to use your pole

"the opps are instigating, get me my strap rn asf"

"ong, poles itchin" -ian kim

by kevuhh May 13, 2022

pole pusher

One who pushes poles, usually in a homosexual manner.

John Berg's life demonstrates how to be a pole pusher.

by The Seede September 04, 2007

hoetem pole

The ranking of your hoes. Similar to a totem pole. The best hoes are at the top. Sometimes your hoetem pole tells a story. Sometimes it's just for show.

Celeste is at the bottom of my hoetem pole; she won't be getting a Christmas present from me.

by Boomer3we April 27, 2016

totem pole

Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.

I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.

I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".

by rajietits April 24, 2010

Soul Pole

A paddel used by a black man in the movie dazed and confused to beat up freshman boys after school

"hand me my soul pole so i can beat up those kids"

by kellimariejenring cougar April 09, 2007

Stank Pole

A term used when a guy has been putting his meat pole de enorme in a stank coochi. Therefore, the guy gets infected with a foul odored meat pole.

Jerry: Hey mom, I think I need to go to the doctors. My meat pole de enorme feels like its on fire and it has an odd odor to it seeping through my pants.....
Mom: Calm down Jerry, I think you just have a serious case of stank pole.

by BlackyChan69 October 19, 2016

upped the pole

To pull a gun on someone

Adan was talkin smack I upped the pole on em

by Look at adan maan April 24, 2020