burn one's poker

to contract an STD

I gotta go to the clinic cuz i burned my poker

by Blake November 12, 2002

Stomach Poker

A stupid slut with a HUGE nose.

Which means, she pokes your stomach while giving dome.

"Hey look at the beak on that chick"
"Yea shes a real Stomach Poker"

by That douchebag in the corner May 26, 2009

Punch 'Em Poker

A game of Texas Hold Em that will be played all over the world in a few years. Everybody hates a winner, so what better game, than one that rewards a loser.

"Look at this fucking Bruise"

- Mike Jones

by Mike Jones February 9, 2005

minnesota fire poker

when you stick your toes in somebody's butt.

you better get off my feet spare rib before you get minnesota fire poker

by Dylan, Danny June 9, 2008

red hot poker

when you are going at it hot and heavy and the penis is inserted into the anus unexpectedly and painfully

We were going at it and it slipped in, it felt like a red hot poker in my ass!

by Nole August 3, 2006

Poke-Her Poker

A poker game where every time you win a hand, you get to finger the other person's wife for 30 seconds....

I hate it when I lose Poke-Her Poker....

by MW2 Freak January 10, 2011

noted poker authority

A nickname for a successful poker player who has become "noted" by publishing a book.

Boom! He's a Noted Poker Authority. Just like that. He wins a tourney and writes a book. If only I were so lucky.

by Elaine Vigneault May 18, 2006