Pivoting

To manipulate somebody into doing something, by telling them that they do not want to do it.

I know what you are doing guys! You are pivoting me into singing it. And I don't do jingles!

by yamakasy October 20, 2013

PIOTR

Acronym for Put It On The Ritz, a hilarious misinterpretation of "Puttin' On The Ritz". I mean, just imagine them singing "Put It On The Ritz" in freakin' Young Frankenstein instead of "Puttin' On The Ritz."

Ya can PIOTR for all I care, ya idiotfucker!

by harrizonn January 9, 2009

pilot

(male) cultivated pubic hair pattern where the hair is only a groomed rectangle running from the penis to the upper edge of the pubic region

He manscapes the pilot to match my landing strip, he is cleared to land in my vagina anytime.

by itsalesguy June 8, 2010

pitote

slang in spanish for a large penis; slang derived from other slang of pito, meaning penis

chapulla mi pitote
suck my big dick

by Jay July 10, 2003

Piotr

Is a hot , sexy , smart , calm , fun , overall amazing guy with the best personality ... and will always give you the best advance ... every girl would be proud to have a Piotr as he is PERFECT and is overprotecting , very street smart , he is polish and perfect ....

"Look at that hot guy over there"
"Oh yeah he's a PIotr, I wish I was dating that PERFECT guy"

by Broken_angel03 January 2, 2017

pipotron

An imaginary report generator.

Your boss asks for an update on project XYZ because he has a telecon the very same day he forgot to tell you about 2 months earlier. Having done nothing for the project in question for the past 2 months (since the last telecon), you use the pipotron to generate a report.

by James_efficient January 25, 2006

Jefferson-Pilot

Any college football game telecast that starts around noon and has poor picture quality. A game that is not available on a high-definition channel.

"Oh man, our team has the early game this week. I hate Jefferson-Pilot."

Fan 1: "I thought you had a high-definition TV. This game looks awful."
Fan 2: "Yeah, it's on Jefferson-Pilot."
Fan 1: "That sucks."

Fan 3: "How much time is left in the game? I can't read the graphic."
Fan 4: "Beats me. Damn Jefferson-Pilot."

by Larry Filman October 5, 2011