Ass Pisser

A contemptible idiot whose irritating and useless behaviour metaphorically ‘pisses’ on everyone’s patience, thereby ruining the mood; a person who is annoying, pathetic, and a drain on a group or team.

Don’t invite him — he’s such an ass pisser, always bringing everyone down.
why the long ass pisser — Used to express frustration at someone dragging out a situation unnecessarily and making it worse; essentially, ‘why are you prolonging this nonsense so painfully

by duxb August 13, 2025

Brunswick Pisser

1. A mythical figure roaming the streets of Brunswick, Ohio, pisssing on anything and everything.
2. A fabricated urban legend or non-existent TikTok trend used to make a viral online phenomenon sound local.

"Are you the Brunswick Pisser?"

by Brunswick_PIsser September 23, 2025

The Pisser

Another name for a toilet or urinal. Could also refer to a bathroom itself.

Person 1: I love using the pisser to relieve myself.
Person 2: Truly the greatest invention of all time.

by anonymous September 30, 2025

shittin' the ponce's pisser

a crappy outing

Ever since Chris Young ate at Ponce's he has been shittin' the ponce's pisser.

by Tony Wadd May 16, 2009

rushing the pisser

Undue harassment of someone using the urinal, trying to get them to hurry up

Tom: "Hey, aren't you done in there yet? I gotta go!"
Dick: "Geez, hold on, I'll be out in a minute!"
Tom: "Well, hurry up, I'm about to pop out here!"
Harry: "Alright, that's enough, no rushing the pisser!"

by smendler September 29, 2013

The Miosis Pisser

When you break into an ocular surgery clinic where someone is getting laser eye surgery then squat over their head and rip a 10 week old piss over their exposed, vulnerable, bare eye with the PSI of a fire hose.

I got Michael with The Miosis Pisser.

by ADCAR December 13, 2023

pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.

If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.

by mlhiss August 28, 2025