ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011

piggie bath

shooting cum on your partner's toes

I gave her a piggie bath before she put on her heels.

by DMind July 12, 2012

Ping Rape

Getting hammered in an online game and only losing due to the oppositions lower latency, faster internet connections.

Arghhhh, I'm losing to your internet connection, not you! This is PING RAPE!

by epinema November 25, 2013

Ping pong girl

A girl who says many times that she doesn't like/love you but gets angry with you for talking with any other girl

Bro, I'm trying to bang this other girl but this ping pong girl keeps getting in the way.

by Trey5knows March 15, 2015

Ping ping pong

A game beloved by all, but mastered by few. Modeled after the classic game Ping pong with several differences. On a serve, the ball may only hit the opposing players side. During rallies, the ball must hit both sides of the table. Not fully tested, but it is believed that skill and satisfaction increased when playing while intoxicated.

Shane: Yo Jeff, do you want to play some Ping pong?
Jeff: Fuck that! Lets play a mans game, Ping Ping pong!
Shane: Damn! I suck, but gee it sure is fun!

by whiteoutt August 22, 2016

pinfighting

The act of liberals fighting over whether safety pins are a proper show of support for oppressed minorities, or a smug meaningless non-action.

Liberal 1: I'm wearing a safety pin to show I'm a safe space for Muslims, blacks, women, and LGBTQ folk!
Liberal 2: OMG POC totally don't like those! Fuck your safety pins and your empty non-support!
Liberal 3: Would you two SHUT UP with your pinfighting?

by Axolotl November 15, 2016

Pignic

When a cop or cops park in the middle of parking lots at a 45 degree angle to eat their lunch.

Oh look at that cop over there! He's having a pignic!

by Snugglesloth13 January 10, 2017