The Paragraphs

getting long text messages usually 2 pages or a "paragraph" each, involving getting chewed out, yelled at, or being bitched at

What did your girlfriend say about you and that chick you hooked up with last night?

Ah man she's giving me The Paragraphs.

by AssClown28 August 3, 2011

phagina

Alternate spelling of "vagina", often used in 1337 language.

D3wd, j00've g0t 4 phagina.

by Codshanks April 17, 2003

Phaggot

A pretty hot faggot

You know my friends trin and Ace? I think they're phaggots.

Woah dude are you calling them hot?

Nah they're some sweaty ass homosexuals

by Ravingprophet February 24, 2017

Paragon'ed

Verb.

1.The act of responding uselessly to a useless thread started by a normally worth while poster. 2.Being the first to respond to a thread that has yet to be posted in.

origin: Started by MikePortnoy.com fourmer MS Paragon GT in a desprete attempt to make his name a verb in the vein of Suaved or Dance of Maternity'ed. It has failed to take off like he had hoped.

You just got Paragon'ed

by MS Paragon GT April 6, 2005

phagtag

a former irc voice, n00bs believe +voice is a sign of respect, but in fact its an absolute disgrace

<phag> k you can download my pr0n now
--- ADMIN gives voice to phag
<queer> ololl, humiliation
<ADMIN> yea?
--- ADMIN gives voice to queer
<queer> REMOVE THAT PHAGTAG ON ME RIGHT FUCKING AWAY

by sainte_barbe October 26, 2007

Phagelicious

Describes an animal so cute you want to eat it.

Aww look at that orange kitten. Its so phagelicious.

by Quezacotl February 5, 2010

parago

A slang term for tit fucking

I had fun parago you last night.
Yeah you were my best ever.

by C :-) M September 22, 2010