phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020

phoxichosis

The inability to distinguish fact from conspiracy theories in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Several people have been diagnosed with Phoxichosis after continuing to believe that voter fraud is what elected Joe Biden.

by Bq123 November 8, 2020

phoxichosis

The inability to distinguish fact from conspiracy theories in the face of overwhelming evidence.

Several people have been diagnosed with Phoxichosis after continuing to believe that voter fraud is what elected Joe Biden.

by Bq123 November 8, 2020

ponic

Your friendly neighbourhood meth head.

"Hey, where's the ponic that usually hangs out over here", "oh he's somewhere, probably in his basement where he usually is"

by Kailin12 October 12, 2020

Poonicorn

1. A woman who is hornier for sex than a man. So rare it probably doesn't really exist.

2. A unicorn with a dildo for a horn

That girl from the party wanted to have sex more than me... What a poonicorn...

That poonicorn porn gave me nightmares of being gored by a horse

by Kahnny supanewsome pone December 4, 2020

Phonacillin

A term for what your phone needs when it gets a virus.

I got a virus on my Samsung i sure could use some phonacillin

by shakenbake420 February 2, 2021

phonechunkin

My ibf Ruth who is amazing at editing!

Phonechunkin is great at editing!

by Lisza/Steve. May 27, 2021