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philadelphia facebuster 

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.
"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

philadelphia eagle 

Flying debris and other garbage (most notably plastic trash bags) caught by the wind and flung into trees in the very windy and very filthy streets of Philadelphia, PA.
We used to play a game growing up in Philly, count the Eagles in the trees as you walked down your road. If there were more than 10 Philadelphia Eagles in your block, you lived in the ghetto.

Philadelphia Eagles 

Football team that got lucky and actually made it to the super bowl, and lost disgracefully to the english patriots. Though they were winning at first the patriots were just fucking around with them until they got bored and started to beat the living shit outta there asses.
odds to making to the super bowl for the philadelphia,Eagles=1 in a 1000

Philadelphia Plunger

When you blow your load in a chick's knee pit after a good knee fuck, and then have the girl jump on an exercise bike. The squishy sound of sticky cum in her knee pit is the Philadelphia Plunger
Did you hear about Billy? Last night he totally recorded a Philadelphia Plunger he gave to his secretary. He uploaded it to iTunes.
Philadelphia Plunger by mlq May 8, 2008

Philadelphia Sunrise 

The worst possible phrase in the world. Too disgusting for the internet.
If you want a one way ticket to hell, give someone a Philadelphia Sunrise.

Philadelphia Trumpet 

A news magazine in Philadelphia that sounds like a dirty sex move.
My friend asked me if I bought the Philadelphia Trumpet, and I said "No way dude, I don't pay for sex!" He said, "No, it's that magazine in Philadelphia!"