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Phelps Skeet

Super swimming sperm that tend to impregnate any egg they swim across
What, Johnny knocked up a girl again? Damn, he must have Phelps skeet because that's 3 babies in 3 lays. That dude needs to wear a swimmers hat on his little Michael.
by Skeeter2312 May 17, 2011
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One Phelps

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.
Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.
by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008
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phelped

Giving your guests a bong hit so huge, they cough uncontrollably.
"After dinner, I phelped Joe's ass"

(this is the correct spelling of an entry submitted earlier today)
by Pud man March 3, 2009
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Phelp

adjective: cool, spiffy, awesome
verb: F**in help
"phelp me": to be felt up
adjective: that shirt is so phelp

verb 1:
by Soraya(put on UD by tati) October 16, 2008
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phelp

to swim; you no longer swim you phelp. Michael Phelps was just amazing in the Olympics.
by bobbyk99 October 23, 2008
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Phelps

verb (used without object)
to act in a manner so vile while attempting to forward one's cause/interests that one only succeeds in engendering feelings within the general populace/audience that are opposed to one’s cause/interests.

Passed: Phelpsed

Origin: From Fred Phelps, an anti-LGBT activist whose methods were so vile they engendered feelings within the general populace in favor of the LGBT cause.
The anarchists phelpsed when they burned down the orphanage. The Trump supporters phelpsed when they stormed the Capitol.
by Cloud Cat January 16, 2021
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Sean Phelps

One who is an all-around legend who consistently shows up (even after a GTM party), and brings the vibe with him wherever he goes!
Yooo that dude has strong Sean Phelps energy.
by J@ck0 November 28, 2022
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