phatty

a big fat d00b or blunt.

I just blazed a phattym I'm soooooo ripped.

by OlafBerserker August 16, 2004

PHAT BOI

A dude from a Galveston Island Texas that is cool funny damn right ballin and is ready to do anything no matter what the consequences.

Hey PHAT BOI what you doing tonight?

by PHAT_BOI_409 February 24, 2010

fake phat farms

A similar type of the Phat Farm design exept that they have the "P" sign facing the other way, people who cant afford real ones buy them

GUY:Yoo look at his Phat Farms nice colors
GUY2:Son those are fake ones dont u see the "P"?
GUY:Ohh yeah..
GUY2:Hey yo the prick with the fakies Phat Farms your kicks suck.

by Enrique September 29, 2004

Phatt Bich

A word often used to describe a lazy bum, usually bogged down by the harshness of his or her living environments. This word is not to be mistaken as 'Fat Bitch' as that is not it's meaning at all. It was said that this group of individuals was started in the lower regions of Virginia, however traces of Phatt-Bichs date back to prehistoric time and were most commonly found throughout the stone(d) age period.

Little Girl: Mommy, mommy.. Look at that man over there.
Mother: Don't point darling, it's just a phatt-bich!

Phatt Bich 1: Aye PB, I'm bored.. Lets find something productive to do today.
Phatt Bich 2: I'm with ya PB, grab that remote over there and lets watch some T.V.

by CanIdoitfordalulz? November 1, 2009

Phat Paq

The container in which iPods are held. Resembles a brief case meets duffle bag... Nanos, minis, shuffles are now the new hip iPods therefore the traditional ancient iPods are in comparison, larger... much larger. Phat paqs are here to save the day, phat paqs keeps your ancient iPods in good safety. It assures the beholder that it will be okay, you will get your Nanos, minis or shuffles... someday...

Tiffany "hey do have a tampon?"
Nelly *girl* "no, I'm sorry I think Kelly has one though..." ::asking Kelly::
Kelly "yeah, one sec" ::gets duffle bag::
Tiffany "WHOA! is that a phat paq!?' *I need one for my iPod*
Kelly ::hand Tiff the tampon:: "what?"
Nelly ::roflmao::

by Kevin N' Kyle and Company October 23, 2005

Dunkadelic Phat 5 of College Basketball

Is a basketball slang " nickname " for the 5 winningest college basketball programs in the history of college Division 1 basketball. Kentucky, N. Carolina, UCLA, Kansas, and Duke make up the Phat 5. The Phat 5 are in the Dunkadelic terminology full word or abbreviation. D U N K A D E L I C , Kentucky ( UK ). N. Carolina ( UNC ). U. California Los Angeles ( UCLA ). Kansas ( KU ). Duke ( DUKE ).

N. Carolina added to the Phat 5 winning tradition by beating Illinois to win it's 4 National title. UCLA has more National Championships ( 11 ) than any other Phat 5 program, Kentucky is second with ( 7 ). Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan April 5, 2005

Phatass Syndrome

A very debilitating state of mind where the person believes that he/she is popular or well liked by people, even though they are morbidly obese and extremely obnoxious. This person will do almost anything to make themselves seem cool to others, which usually ends up making the victim look like a loser. Symptoms include, posting picture of you "smoking weed" (when it is actually your vaporizer, constantly stalking people to "hang out" with them, and being nice to pretty girls and expecting to get laid because of this.

Oh no, it looks like Jimmy has developed Phatass Syndrome and won't stop texting my girl, I guess i'm going to have to beat his ass.

by The Commision69 April 1, 2015