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tadpole petting zoo

A female that has sex of the cream pie variety with such frequency that her vagina becomes akin to that of a petting zoo for the males sperm which are shaped like tadpoles hence the phrase; tadpole petting zoo
If you're looking for GF material, Emily ain't it bro. She was cool to hang w but it was like a listening to a tadpole petting zoo hearing about all the stories of different guys she smashed out raw.
by Seattle ass pirate August 6, 2022
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bottomless pittance

Refers to just-minuscule reimbursements/favors here and there dat a chick allows you for your help, and without her even giving you any a** in da bargain.
I agree dat a girl's body is her own, but if she doesn't reimburse you adequately --- or at all --- for requested help and also refuses to spread her legs for you, then it does indeed seem like a "bottomless pittance" deal to me.
by QuacksO October 7, 2024
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porca puttana

Italian vulgar expression, it's meaning in english is comparable to "fuck!" (literally meaning pig bitch). It can be used for expressing extreme pain or immidiate regret/ashtonishment
"Porca puttana...mi sono dimenticato il portafogli"
by Doukutsu May 30, 2024
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icky icky petang petang

An example of a noise a frog doesn’t make.
Why is that frog not saying "icky icky petang petang"?
by PlaceReporter99 September 4, 2023
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