perice

A real funny guy that can make you laugh your ass off. He likes to talk about tide pods Andy hates whit people

Perice is an awesome friend

by Jack 23 May 18, 2018

3 percenter

University of Florida dropout. UF currently has a 97% retention rate and hence a 3% dropout rate, according to U.S. News & World Report.

RIP, looks like the Nut House is a 3 percenter.
F*** dude, if you fail another class you're gonna be a 3 percenter.

by KC_2021 March 4, 2021

one percenter

A person with an IQ in the top 1%.

An intelligible representative of the mass or morons that make up humanity - from the perspective of someone with an IQ over 250.

I've just taken an IQ test and discovered that I'm a one-percenter!! :-))

Oh, you are a clever bastard - you and the other 60 million like you.

by Richard the Intellectual January 9, 2004

seventy percenter

one who consistently fails to achive one hundred percent of any task

A seventy percenter never completes one hundred percent of anything.

by Michael Nilsson November 27, 2006

5 Percenter

People who are 5% gay. Usually involving traps, and femboys as the reason for the 5% gayness!

He's a 5 percenter!

by Ghumo August 17, 2018

perceive

become aware or conscious of (something); come to realize or understand.

Handy Manny: 'i am depressed.'
Cheyenne: 'why?'
Handy Manny: 'bradley called me ugly.'
Cheyenne: ' lol his boobs are bigger than mine'
Handy Manny: 'well you should prove it and send me a picture'
Cheyenne: ' did you seriously just ask me for nudes'
Handy Manny: ' well.... only if you perceive it that was....;)'

by Ciana☭ January 21, 2020

69 percent

refers to a girl that is mostly on the lesbian end of bisexuality. the term "69 percent" is a homonym, referring both to the percentage of lesbian and her favorite sex position. 69 percenters are the holy grail for every man, signifying not only a tougher challenge to bring to bed, but also the most likely girl to bring along a friend for a threesome.

"i'm not really that into guys, though i do enjoy them on rare occasion. i'm definitely at 69 percent."
"she's such a babe man. i thought she was a lipstick lesbian but it turns out shes just picky about her men. that chick is a 69 percent."

by A "professional" June 4, 2013