Elbow Patch

Stimulating a penis with the lubricated crease of one's elbow to the point of ejaculation.

Since Suzy has no hands so she had to give me an elbow patch to get me off.

by Pedro is a Perv March 25, 2011

girl patch

The female pubic region.

I'd like to dive into her (attractive female's) girl patch and never come out.

by Roy\00 November 08, 2007

Beatch Patch

tattoo on the small of a woman's back.

Look at that cougar, dood... fake boobs and a beatch patch!

by Tripletmomma December 12, 2008

Patch Tuesday

The second Tuesday of every month. The day when all the major companies put their updates out for their software.

Guy 1: Happy Patch Tuesday!
Guy 2: Thanks, I hope I don't get a Crash Thursday.

by Straemer October 10, 2007

soul patch

A small tuft of male facial hair located in the center below the lower lip; universally identifying the wearer as a complete douchebag and sexually impotent unless the wearer is a virtuoso heterosexual jazz musician.

Check out Ryan's new soul patch. He must have totally given up on ever getting laid by a woman again!

"Why don't you grow a soul patch?"
"Duh? Do I look like a douche?"

by Billy Beck O'Hannity April 25, 2010

Tomato Patch

An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.

I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.

by Koban November 22, 2009

tobacco patch

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.

"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004