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Meet the Parents

A really funny movie with Ben Stiller and Robert Deniro. Stiller plays the nurse boyfriend of Deniro's daughter. The movie is about Stiller meeting his girlfriend's parents but her father (Deniro) doesn't like him very much.
A male nurse named Gaylord Focker is the funniest thing ever.
by sagzag February 4, 2004
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Facebook Parent

A facebook friend, you may or may not know well, who gives parental advice on every update they read. You think about deleting them as a friend every time you see you have an update from them.

-Mary: Having a bad day; wish I had more money.

-Facebook Parent: Mary I know a great financial planner who could help you. Also my sister in law is a credit counselor I really think you need to learn about money management.

-Mary: Last night was insane I cant even remember his name but I hope I see him again!

-Facebook Parent: Mary you should be careful you could have been killed! What if you end up being pregnant you wont even know who the father is!!
I posted pics of my birthday party on Facebook today and Elisabeth commented that I need to wear clothes that cover more and that I should take some pictures when Im not holding a bottle! She is such a Facebook Parent!
by MaryOnegative February 3, 2010
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the Fairly Odd Parents

A kick ass cartoon about a boy named Timmy and his fairy godparents Cosmo and Wanda. They get into all sorts of crazy misadvenures while having adult humor and subjects little kids probably won't get, but hey, they'll figure it out later.
Timmy: I have some good news and some bad news!

King Grippulon: What's the good news?

Cosmo: The good news is I named my nickel Phillip!

King Grippulon: What's the bad news?

Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!
by EwanLover16 August 25, 2005
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parents

Two (usually) people who were screwing around and either forgot the condom, or it broke.
My parents said I wasn't an accident, but a mistake
by ignoramus April 23, 2006
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Daycare Parent

A rude uncaring prick that acts like you are there just to serve them. They assume you have no life and love to watch their brats for little money. They think you shouldn't mind if they are late or rude.
The dumb daycare parent was late again today picking up and conviently forgot to pay me.
by Queen1969 December 11, 2005
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parent

Those people who you wish would shut up and go away forever, except without them you wouldn't exist.
Parent: Did you take that Coke?
Kid: No dad!! I swear.
Parent: Then where did it go?
Kid: You took it!!
Parent: TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I WILL SPANK YOU
Kid: But I am telling the truth.
by parents suck May 17, 2008
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Parents

People who claim your childhood and make your life hell.

They can be fucking assholes sometimes and perfect angels others.

Make sure u clean yr room!
"Clean your fucking room james" my Parents shouted.
by Thekittylivestonight! June 27, 2014
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