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Get the Sam Parsons mug.Pardon my non-French can be said after one uses a curse word in either polite company, or not-so-polite company. For curse words such as F-Bombs, The "S" Word, and Dam spelled differently are clearly not of French origin--unless you are saying Foutre, Merde, or Zut! Then, perhaps it will be appropriate to use the more conventional, "Pardon my French".
As Suzie is walking into her mother's toenail trimmer shop, she trips and sprains her pinkie finger. "Fuck all! That fucking hurts!" Said Suzie. "Suzie!" "Pardon my Non-French", mum, but that hurt like a motherfucker!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
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In contrast . . . Charlie is perusing the classical pornography gallery, when he stumbles into a display. His trundling clumsiness results in the shattered remnants of a 16th century Faberge didlo - imported from Queen Dinara's private and controversial collection. Upon seeing the previously proud display of faux manhood in shambles, Charlie immediately exclaimed: "Merde!" When he was frowned upon by a tiny old lady wearing rain boots, he promptly corrected himself. "Pardon my French. Der'mo!"
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When the president farts in the company of criminals he says "Pardon Me!". The criminals retort with vigor "No No No Pardon ME!".
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
A confused President suddenly absolves the criminals of their sins and issues a Presidential Pardon so they are freed.
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1.The act of responding uselessly to a useless thread started by a normally worth while poster. 2.Being the first to respond to a thread that has yet to be posted in.
origin: Started by MikePortnoy.com fourmer MS Paragon GT in a desprete attempt to make his name a verb in the vein of Suaved or Dance of Maternity'ed. It has failed to take off like he had hoped.
1.The act of responding uselessly to a useless thread started by a normally worth while poster. 2.Being the first to respond to a thread that has yet to be posted in.
origin: Started by MikePortnoy.com fourmer MS Paragon GT in a desprete attempt to make his name a verb in the vein of Suaved or Dance of Maternity'ed. It has failed to take off like he had hoped.
by MS Paragon GT April 6, 2005
Get the Paragon'ed mug.I wanted to go to the March for gun control, but I stayed home to watch FoxNews while pardoning myself.
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