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San Diego Padres

Worst team in the NL West (Yes, even worse than the Rockies). This "team" is usually defined as a classless, hopeless, farm league team w/no history and no respect for themselves (can't even keep it real, they had to get a new stadium and new colors because they're weak!).
Diegan fans typically think that the Almighty Dogders are their arch rivals but can't even get that strait ... It's all good because we all know that The Dodgers have 6 world series titles.
THINK BLUE!!!
Today the San Diego Padres got rocked by, any team in the mlb. (that's a shocker)
by Neburnectar December 6, 2006
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Padderz

Padderz is the nickname for patrick, padderz is generally the most awesome guy you will meet, some may say he is like a god, but most believe he is beyond that, he only gets the most sexy girlfriends there are, and all men wish they were him, he also carries a massive schlong!
girl 1: 'look at Padderz isn't he a beast??'

girl 2: 'yeh, i heard he has a massive tonsil toothbrush!!'
by Padderz October 21, 2010
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Paden Anderson

A boy who always exaggerates everything he says, says things too loud thinking people will laugh at his “funny” joke. A boy who told every girl in 2nd grade he masturbates with stuffed animals thinking it would get him a gf. When he did have a gf once she broke up with if he said she was ugly and he never liked her. A boy who is obese but claims he is just chubby. A guy who is over sensitive about everything and over shares everything. A guy who is so self righteous he thinks he always the victim, always telling the teacher or authority figure that you did something even if it was minor or if you stopped doing once you were asked. A guy who no one likes at all except for outcasts. A boy who cried over you saying his stuffed horse was a boy even though you were in 7th grade at the time. A boy who’s face turns red as a tomato and cries when he doesn’t understand math problems, a boy who was so gross people in different grades thought he was gross. When people were nice to Paden he treated them like shit. Our entire class made a game about how fucking gross he was called paden germs ( like cheese touch ). Paden Anderson is a boy so heinous and disgusting he will end alone forever, or end up Married to a girl who thinks she a wolf and bites people and if they don’t let on top being hurt she bites them harder. And they only thing this wolf-girl and Paden have in common besides being outcasts is being obese.
“God Paden, just shut the fuck up.”
“Paden is so obnoxious!”
“ Bruh who is that little shit!!”

“ Thats Paden Anderson , i hate him!
by Steamed_Hams May 30, 2020
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Pandemic Paradise

A minecraft server that goes by the name Pandemic Paradise where a lot of drama happens. Every time new staff is accepted in the team the more people become snowflakes. I myself regret spending 50 dollars on it. Lots of people got banned for saying the n word.
Person1: HEY! I just bought a rank on Pandemic Paradise!
Person 2: what a waste of money
by 7055 himself lol September 1, 2020
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Pandemic Baby

Common term for babies born during the 2020 COVID-19 pandemic. These babies display anti-social behavior and have a general dislike for loud and over-crowded places.

These babies prefer to stay at home. They energy is rapidly drained when entering the outside world.

These babies are also amazed that other human beings outside of their families exist.
My sisters pandemic baby is on high alert when we go to a restaurant to eat.
by Traveler_halted_by_COVID August 8, 2021
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Pandemic Pussy

When everyone joins dating sites during a pandemic to try to get themselves some sex, whether out of boredom or desperation due to social distancing.
"I am gonna go swipe on bumble and see if I can get some pandemic pussy this month."
by sweetplum90 April 16, 2020
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Pandemic Ghost

The spirit of death that loves visiting the ICUs to usher departed wicked souls, who were not able to see their loved ones before their last heartbeat, to an even darker side of eternity, because their earthly deeds fall short of the criteria to entering heaven.
Most born-again Christians aren’t frightened of the pandemic ghost, because they know that their Savior and the angels are waiting for them at St. Peter’s Gate.
by MathPlus March 17, 2022
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