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hyzer paradox

The state in which band students are constantly playing their instruments yet never ready to play their instruments.
Students:
*Honking loud sounds on their instruments with a fiery passion*

Director:
Ok, let's start rehearsing at measure 20.

Students:
I need a reed.
What piece are we playing?
What class is this?
Do you have valve oil?
Are we playing today?

Director:
Oh the Hyzer Paradox.
by The Nightfly October 24, 2019
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Partyboat Nihilism

The primary ideology of planet earth. The idea is "we are fucked, everything is fucked, nothing can be stopped, there are no plausible ways to be a moral person anymore, therefore, let us party indefinitely."

It's an ideology that is present in the ruling classes as well as the working classes around the world. It has destructive implications in that it is a performative self-fulfilling prophecy.
"I used to be a libertarian. Now I don't really keep up with politics anymore. I believe in Partyboat Nihilism. Shots! shots! shots!"
by SRSLY WRONG February 14, 2015
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Regan Dance Party

Often used in colloquial english to signify a dance party that does not require any specific quantity of people (Can be Solo). Rather, the term contends that the actor(s) is often belligerent - or about to be. This term originated from years of dance partying throughout various venues and homes throughout Toronto, which became a staple slang terminology used by the young professional class.
Lets go to Union Nightclub, most people there will be will be having a Regan Dance Party.
by SirWhale December 12, 2013
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Sic Parvis Magna

"Greatness from small beginnings."

Commonly known as a phrase from Sir Francis Drake in the Uncharted series for the PlayStation 4.

Sir Francis Drake was knighted by the Queen and given a ring inscribed with the motto "Sic Parvis Magna" on the outside of it. Nathan Drake found the ring and kept it on a necklace, it'd later become a clue into helping him find Sir Francis' empty coffin off the coast of Panama, and it'd also help him find El Dorado.
"Nathan Drake wears a ring around his neck with the letters Sic Parvis Magna etched into it. Do you know what it means?"

"It's Latin, and it means 'Greatness from small beginnings'."
by VoidSalvatore March 3, 2019
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helicopter parent

A parent who is overly involved in the life of their child. Then tend to hover over their every movement and decision. Often times they take control and do tasks on their behalf. They also enjoy broadcasting the details and events of their child's life to anyone who will listen. Helicopter Parents do not ease up with age, in fact as the child grows up the tighter their grasp becomes.
"Are you sure that's a good idea?"
"Where are you going, what are you doing, where is your life going?"
"My child would never do something like that."
"Oh, I just have to tell you what my daughter did..."
"Can I come too?"
"I wish Laura would shut up and stop talking about her daughter - what a helicopter parent."
by beep2014 February 25, 2014
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park minhyuk

this one hot damn dude of ASTRO.
He's one of the two with a sixpack.
He's also know as Rocky.
He's the best dancer of them all.
Sometimes he looks like a Balletdancer.

I like stones -> Rocks-> Rocky ಠ͜ಠ

Rocky has one true shipping. MyungHyuk (MJ and Rocky)

He is hot.
Person A: See this this hot damn dude?

Person B: Of course! He's the best dancer of astro! and he's only 18!!! (Birthday: 1999)
Person A: He's such a damn hot Park Minhyuk
Person B: Don't even try to get him. He's mine. Like all the others of Astro.

Person A: *tears away with runs. Errr i mean runs away with tears*
by AstroStan94 August 28, 2017
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Park jimin

Park jimin. The man who wrecks bias list
But is also the softest mochi in the world and he needs to be protected
Park jimin just wrecked my bias list

I love jimin so much

I will marry park jimin

Park jimin is my mans
by eeunha February 12, 2018
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