Paper Dream

Someone or something that is perfect but will likely never work and or be because it is too good for oneself.

"I would love it, but it's just a Paper Dream."

by PaperDream October 17, 2019

Plan B Toilet Paper

A fallback plan for running out of toilet paper, which involves taking an unscheduled shower to prevent dingleberries or racing tracks.

Dude, this Plan B Toilet Paper is getting old. If you kill the toilet paper, buy some more!

by RootsofWar November 18, 2011

paper

used to defeat rock in a game

aha! my paper beat your rock!

by iamthelead January 23, 2005

"off paper"

You've done the time, you've finished parole, no more violations... You're off paper.

Yo! I just left my P.O.'s office. That's it I finally be "off paper"... Or: Say! Mr. Fitsimmons, since you be my new Corrections Counselor, can you tell me when I be off paper?

by Boss- April 28, 2007

toilet paper

1. A soft paper-like product that you use to clean your anus after you poop.

2. A product that flys nicely over nieghbors trees.

I just wiped my ass with some toilet paper.

Damn, That was a good throw, man I think the toilet paper hit every branch on the way down that tree!

by Stevereno January 15, 2007

paper doll

An attractive young woman that may or may not be smart, who is lacking substance. A girl who is successful by society's standards but really has nothing to say. Lacks depth. Oftentimes travel in groups with other dolls.

Those girls are paper dolls. They're all shallow clones.

by PAGAN March 19, 2007

paper bag potential

a female that has a hot body, but a less than attractive face.

Friend: Hey check out that chick.. She's got one hell of a body.. I would love to get with that..
Me: Yeah, but have you seen her face?!
Friend: Ah damn.. well, there's still paper bag potential..

by k54601 November 25, 2010