Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 16, 2010

period

the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 9, 2009

period

A time of a woman's month where they physically want to die while bleeding out of there vaginas

FUCK...I GOT MY PERIOD

by Mojoxmojo November 16, 2016

Period

Witchy bitchy week
The monthly punishment for not being pregnant

We are 𝑛𝑜𝑡 to be fucked with at this time or we will kill you

Any girl *is moody*
Boy: Awww whats wrong? You on your pe-

Girl *punches in jugular* : don’t fuck with me I’m on my period and my 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 kill you *smiles sweetly*

by suck.my.lolipop.karen October 21, 2019

Period

Some dumb bitches say.

Don't talk to me period.

by Klyan January 25, 2020

period

the blood that shoots out my vagina and ruins my life for a week

her: babe we can’t have sex i’ve just come on my period!
him: ew that’s grim, never go near me again

by elwood18 December 5, 2019

Period

Torture

Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours

by 10,11 buff cat June 7, 2022