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Forum Driver

Occasionally, you will encounter a forum/chat room with multiple staff types. One of these types are Drivers, which are kinda like semi-moderators, however they usually take it seriously 24/7, as they are desperate for promotion.

They are capable of using mutes and kicks and can announce messages. They are the ultimate assholes on the web. Exercise caution when approaching them.
Forum Drivers tend to act like this:

sueno21456: Flex your dongers! Flex your dongers!
sueno21456 was muted for 60 minutes by Voltaire

Fly60: Lol the drivers are back!!
Fly60 was muted for 7 minutes by Voltaire
by Lithium March 31, 2015
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Blouse Driver

A gay man who appears he would be a submissive sexually based on his youth, stature and personal attributes, but in reality is a total dominant top and has an out of proportionately, huge penis.
You could never tell, but Johnny is a total blouse driver, great ass but he will not allow anyone to top him, and his huge dick takes control every time.
by You are not Barbara July 30, 2018
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Substitute Driver

A school bus driver different from your usual one. Commonly not very good at their job, or with no idea how to use the GPS.
"this substitute driver is completely inept"
by Beholderface September 26, 2017
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Drivers head

My girlfriend gives great drivers head on long road trips!
by Ole skool swag May 25, 2016
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Bipolar Driver

A driver of any vehicle who finds it difficult to maintain a steady speed; fast one moment, slow another. This makes them very difficult to pass.
Girl: Pass this slow guy!
Guy: I can't now, he's speeding up. Stupid bipolar driver.
by PinkiePieJr September 8, 2013
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bile-driver

The act of ramming ones cock so forcefully down another throat, as to cause an almost instant gag reflex, covering said rammers penis in vomitus bile.
I totaly gave cindy a bile-driver last night, i took two showers and still smell like puke!
by Tilt-GOD June 16, 2012
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Heavy Driver

The Term Heavy Driver is a term derived by Arrack Industrialists ; which is a certain variant of liquor. Heavy Driver as a term is a synonym for Drinking & Driving and describes someone who seems jumbled and crazy, like a drunk man.

Through satirical comedy it describes someone who has no power over their emotions. With a mix of confusion and being lost ; a Heavy Driver escalates a situation and ends up fumbling horrifically.

The Term is also used to describe an Individual who considers themselves a Risk Taker and engage in various acts of tomfoolery or challenges to prove a ridiculous statement true.

Heavy Driver summarises anybody you know who is a smartass or generally half - witted in a comedic sense.
"That guy downed two packets of Jaljira. Guy's a Heavy Driver"

"Yeh Banda pura din sota hai.. Heavy Drive hai lagta hai"
by ashtraybabyhead January 10, 2023
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