by DowntownCB May 18, 2010
The practice of producing constant, brief, crumb size deuces, not to rid the bowels completely, but to feel more focused, creative, and present.
Studying for this exam is really getting to me, I think I might start micro deucing during the next lecture so I can focus more on what the prof has been saying.
by thatguyinshorts October 28, 2020
pinch a loaf, take a dump, you know.
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
It's associated with "going number 2", because number 2 is "the deuce"
by Diego February 08, 2004
Lavinius and Cooch were on their 2005 MLB Midcoast Trip when Cooch needed to drop a deuce at a nearby truckstop.
by thickage June 24, 2005
The most epic shit that anyone has ever shat or ever will shit. A thunderous eruption of excrement unlike any the world has ever known. The kind of shit that puts all other shits to shame with its impossible magnitude and regal malodorous splendor.
Felix: I just took an incredible shit.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
John: Yeah, that's great dude.
Felix: You don't understand, Jonathan. I've dropped the Deuce of Ages. It was magnificent.
John: Uh-huh.
by buttcheeks_mcgee September 30, 2009
Masturbating while pooping. Killing 2 turds and 1 bone. The splooge deuce can be enjoyed by both males and females. It is most enjoyable when you time your orgasm as you pinch a turd off.
My girlfriend and I were making out but because of her menstrual cycle and the diarrhea that accompanies it, we could not make love that night so instead we went into the bathroom together and watched eachother enjoy a splooge deuce.
by Yahoo! Answers Phil J January 02, 2009
(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
by Coast Trash June 23, 2006