Braxton Beverly's teammates bench mobbed him after he hit a three point buzzer beater to beat Clemson.
by Joe Shit the Rag Maker January 28, 2019
a phrase used to tell someone to:
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
-Be quiet
-give me nachos
-i like turtles
-your stupid
-ruby and sarah are good names for babies if you want hot children
-google it i dont give a shit
-i just farted and it smells so bad, need to lay off those nachos
-or used randomly in a sentance just to interrupt their conversation to annoy them
Originally comes from the song "get your crap off the bench" by the small and not well known acapella group "ruby sarah and friends voice" but was changed while the perfomers sang the song whilst drunk.
Person 1: Ohhhh, i just got a text from..
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
Person 2: Bench off the crap, no one gives a shit
Person 1: aw :(
by giantone September 11, 2012
In other words, an "old catcher". As in someone whose old and takes it in the ass.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Saying "Johnny Bench called" is as to say "you're an old catcher", or "you take it in the ass".
As used in the Animated Sitcom Archer on FX.
Archer catches his mother having phone sex.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
Conversation ensues.
Mother: Then get out, and for godsake take a shower. Smells like a whore house in here.
Archer: Okay... You're Own Fingers
Mother: Hmm?
Archer: Nothing.... Johnny Bench called.
by MontgomeryBrogan January 31, 2010
Another way of saying "Catch you later"
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Which is also the title of Mr. Bench's autobiography.
In episode one of Archer (an animated sitcom on FX) the phrase is used at least twice.
Used primarily after an awkward moment in the conversation.
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
Man: When is the baby due.
Woman: I'm not pregnant.
Man: uhh. Umm
Woman: What?
Man: Johnny Bench Called (Then Departs the scene)
See Catch ya later
by Xilften September 24, 2009
based on a used welders bench, when welding lots of small lumps of metal fly of the object being welded as sparks and solidify on the bench giving it a spotted lumpy look. therefore a girl with a face like a welders bench is ugly, spotty, has a pock marked face, generally rough and not a pleasant sight
by ontour February 29, 2012
The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.
by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004
I’ll make one up right now. The Mombassa bench press: When you fuck a black girl reverse cowgirl, while two slaves under each one of her legs lift her up and down, giving you an effortless free fuck fit for a King. Optional: you are holding 2 gold plated desert eagles.
“Missed you at the pub Randy, where were you?”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
“Oh I was just giving Ayana from accounting a Mombassa Bench Press”
by captaincrunk March 28, 2020