Acid Milk

Semen

What did you have for breakfast? Oh, just a load of acid milk.

by Milk Moustache January 19, 2009

Milking the cow

When you get a crappy job with tiny pay so you do less work for the same pay as the other guy. Anything from playing Nitrome on an office computer when no one's looking to taking 10 minute vape breaks to watching funny videos. When the pay is increased, you do more work so you no longer milk the cow.

I'm getting payed 30 dollars for helping to fix a basement for 3 hours, might as well be milking the cow. Vape break!

by HawaiianPunch1 February 12, 2023

Man Milk

Semen, Sperm, etc.

Complete and total bliss, a drink that most males sell for the low price of a relationship.

Michael gave some man milk to Lily after she begged him. Lily forgot she was streaming...

by MopBanana (Una-Vaatu) February 22, 2021

milk fic

the emo bible

all emos have studied the milk fic

by emo god April 9, 2019

Toilet Milk

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.

And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.

No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.

by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010

penis milk

the substance that comes from your balls

donovan squirted penis milk on my bench

by albert 3inst3in November 12, 2018

Kansas Milk

Four honey buns and a handjob.

"I took her out to dinner and all I got was a Kansas Milk."

by Iced Cooley November 2, 2009