Nelson

If Nelson is the last name of a person, they are often widely disliked by the general public. They are the first people to cause a problem and generate conflict with surrouding co-workers and family members. Last name Nelsons will often seem trustoworthy at first, by watch your back for the knife that is sure to follow. They are mostly very lazy and have a very poor work ethic.

If Nelson is the FIRST name of a person, disregard the above statement. They are generally very good people.

That Willian Nelson was saying some lies about me behind my back.

by Concerned Observer001 October 18, 2010

Full Nelson

A sexual position that is typically seen in hentai. It is when the giver lifts the taker's legs with their forearms and pins them to the taker's shoulders, with the giver's hands on the back of the taker's head with their fingers linked to secure a better hold.

"Dude, that Full Nelson in Metamorphosis was so fucking hot!"

Or

"Damn, that loli hentai would've been perfect if it would've had a few Full Nelsons in it."

by TheLocalFBI April 1, 2021

Nylons

Colorful nickname for the city of New Orleans, Louisiana, as pronounced in the distinctive New Orleans patois

Guy #1: I'm going to be taking a trip down to Nylons later this month.
Guy #2: I believe most people call it Nawlins.
Mayor of New Orleans: Both pronunciations are acceptable.

by globochem July 12, 2010

Nelson Handshake

Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.

M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?

M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake

by Androidopus January 21, 2011

Nelson

Verania’s Boyfriend

“That guy nelson is really nice”

Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”

by Idkdudejustplaying February 19, 2021

The Nelson

The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.

"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"

by Balogni806 August 25, 2017

Ryder nelson

A fagot or someone who is really fucking gay. Like really gay, the want dick at every moment of the day.

Come on dude stop being such a Ryder nelson

by Ryder nelson December 21, 2018