Top Nobit

Top nobit a time when a teacher or professor (possibly a mong) is talking so much shit that he mumbles all his words into one incoherent sound = "top nobit" he then proceeds to saying that he has no idea what ur tlking about cause he is retarded.

- "Bla bla bla mumble mumble mumble...Top Nobit"

_"Man that lesson was pants what the truck was he tolking about...he was top nobiting all F**** day"

by calki May 7, 2007

Today Notice

When giving your employer notice of your resignation, you kindly offer a "today notice" rather than a "two week" notice.

Disgruntled Employee: "On 'Bring Your Child to Work Day' my boss told me that he didn't care that it was raining, I still had to walk 6 blocks to pick up some cupcakes for his fat kid."

Friend: "What did you do?"

Disgruntled Employee: "I turned in my 'today notice.' I quit today."

by Memphis in your review mirror. May 21, 2011

Android noti sound

The best sound and very random in shit posts on tik tok iconic sound overall

*random ass man dancing* *red circle on random piece of shit* *Android noti sound* and for some reason this shit makes me laugh cus my humor is broken

by I luv milk <3 November 1, 2021

NOTI

Naked On The Internet - something that girls with low self esteem do to get attention from pseudo-friends and strangers on Instagram, Snapchat, etc

My bm just posted hella naked pictures of herself on IG...

Yeah, she a NOTI now.

by dangerdang May 6, 2015

noitalucso

To kiss (must be said in a french accent)

I love it when you noitalucso me especially upon my neck!

by Mike August 7, 2003

Hoe-nosity

a scale which measures to what extent a person exhibits the traits, characteristics, and conduct of a hoe

Major hoe-nosity vibe coming from the cheerleaders right now.

by Guess Who March 13, 2004

trendy notation

the use of words such as "kewl" and shortening words like you and, are to u and, r due to extreme laziness.

trendy notation is pretty useless.

by Cpt. booya May 28, 2007