to collect a pool of any shade of brown in underwear, long johns, pants or it is great to gather in tight sweat pants. It is usually consisting of loose stools, but I guess could be old menstrual clots as well.
"Mom? I'm dripping brown again!" "I'll be right there as fast as UPS would be!" "Well, mom, to answer their question on that commercial, I AM brown enough!" "Oh, Son, let me wipe now!"
by jerry james June 25, 2007

by Rydo January 22, 2011

Can be used as a noun or a verb.
Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.
Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Dr. Christopher Brown is the prior superintendent to the West Genesee school district in central New York who resigned after claims sprung up about him cheating on his wife with the principal of the high school.
Verb:
Chris Browning or Dr. Browning someone means to cheat on someone and then sit them down at the kitchen table with the person you’re cheating on them with and proceed to tell them that you’re in love and you’re leaving them.
Noun:
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown
Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
Girl 1: Oh my god, my husband just sat me down at my kitchen table with his side hoe and told me he was leaving me for her.
Girl 2: Oh my god, he’s such a Dr. Brown
Verb:
Dude: My first wife cheated on me and told me in front of her side hoe.
Girl: Wow. She really Dr. Browned you.
by Justice for Rachel January 29, 2019

The Brown Rudnick originated sometime during 2014 and is a slight variation from the Cleveland Steamer.
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
During a sex act, and after you reach orgasm, your partner turns around and squats over you, takes a shit on your upper chest region and says "I am sorry, I can't do this anymore. Please get your stuff and leave. We are finished."
"Dude, did you hear what happened to Johnny? He was at his girlfriends house last night and she legit Brown Rudnicked him."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
"Damn, well give him a call, I'm sure he's gonna be down for drinks later... she was a hottie."
by lawl student April 15, 2014

by Jawson October 4, 2018

When one sits on a toilet and masterbates while also having to take a massive crap. You will receive the ULTIMATE ORGASM
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
Step1. Find a toilet
Step2. Make sure youe have to take a massive dump
Step.3 masterbate vigorously but don't release the shit yet.
Step4. As you are about to jizz, release you're shit and you're baby yogurt at the same time to receive the ultimate orgasm
by Jcreech420 June 8, 2013
